thespacegoat:

straight girls tho, do you ever get confused by your sexuality because not only do men suck but also like 90% of women are fucking bombshells and only like 20% of men are like most chicks could pass for models and most men could pass for bridge trolls i mean wow

abrtn:

All aboard the Superdong

abrtn:

All aboard the Superdong

shitphan:

when u start lusting over someone but then realise you actually have a really big crush on them 

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stability:

hi:

i’m so scared for april fools day, after what happened last year…

ok like yeah i stabbed you but i said april fools. its been a year. get over it already

queergear:

the-grand-fangirl:

cosplaytipsandtricks:

homestuckresources:

kcaacbay:

How to cover up tattoos!
use a red lipstick covering the outlines
pat on a light concealer, using a setting powder
pat on your skin tone concealer, and clean up any mistakes using baby wipes to remove excess concealer
use a fluffy brush and smooth it out with foundation powder.
VIDEO TUTORIAL:
http://youtu.be/-pYuvb3Iv4E

we don’t usually reblog/post cosplay stuff, but a friend pointed it out to me and i haven’t seen it elsewhere SO maybe it can help someone!

Useful for cosplay AND if you’re applying for a job that views tattoos as ‘unprofessional’. 

Also good for hickeys

This just seems useful for any purpose so here you go

queergear:

the-grand-fangirl:

cosplaytipsandtricks:

homestuckresources:

kcaacbay:

How to cover up tattoos!

  • use a red lipstick covering the outlines
  • pat on a light concealer, using a setting powder
  • pat on your skin tone concealer, and clean up any mistakes using baby wipes to remove excess concealer
  • use a fluffy brush and smooth it out with foundation powder.
VIDEO TUTORIAL:

we don’t usually reblog/post cosplay stuff, but a friend pointed it out to me and i haven’t seen it elsewhere SO maybe it can help someone!

Useful for cosplay AND if you’re applying for a job that views tattoos as ‘unprofessional’. 

Also good for hickeys

This just seems useful for any purpose so here you go

minmo:

The bears are in

minmo:

The bears are in

minmo:

THE BEARS ARE OUT

minmo:

THE BEARS ARE OUT

sedirktive:

if you were here right now i’d like to

  • listen to rain with you in my arms
  • make you some cookies
  • spread out in a sunny field with you
  • let you lay your head in my lap
  • watch a movie or two with you and make dumb commentary the whole time
  • play with your hair until you fall asleep
  • hold your hand and count stars
  • make you feel as wanted and loved as you deserve
wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

i cant believe that post has 10k notes i posted it last night

wildcets:

hey everyone i’m planning to change my url and i want your preferences okay so please vote if you wanna

hey everyone i’m planning to change my url and i want your preferences okay so please vote if you wanna